The singer asked the staff at an Arizona to whip up a gourmet meal for her dog, Daisy. A source said this following about Jessica Simpson: “Jessica Simpson had the kitchen staff cook a meal for her dog but at least she looked fab.” I ask myself: who are these people seriously? Jessica Simpson looked “fab”? What does that have to do with using up labor force inappropriately? It sounds just like saying “well, the emperor executed a few hundred of his servants for not wearing pajamas, but at least he looked like he was having a good day”. And what’s the deal with Jessica Simpson’s dog? Is Daisy too good for just plain old dog food?

Katy Perry knows when she has to suck it up. While the singer was posing for a magazine spread, the heads on set decided to have a chimpanzee in for the photo shoot. Unfortunately, the chimp pissed on Katy! The ‘I Kissed a Girl’ singer took to her blog to write about the whole thing. She said “one the COOLEST magz has been so sweet to let me be their cover girl… their last cover girl since the mag goes online after this issue) and i am SO flattered. Jeremy Scott is one of my all time favorites and he shot the pictures while i got to prance around in his creations. I had a chimp on set with me that day… fun fact, she peed all over me, i had to take silkwood shower in the middle of shooting.”