Dina Lohan isn’t the only one interested in pimping out Lindsay’s little sister Aliana. Johnny Wright, the manager of the Jonas Brothers and Justin Timberlake, wants to help fish Ali’s ailing music career out of the toilet. At least that’s what someone wants us to believe. It would have been easier if she actually had any talents to exploit. We’ll see how it goes though. I doubt Dina would relinquish control over her daughter’s lack of a career. However, when asked about it, a rep for Dina and Ali said “We are meeting with [Wright's] firm.” If Ali can be salvaged, I will say that it’s nothing short of a miracle.

14-year old aspiring singer Aliana Lohan recently said in an interview that she plans to go out on tour. She said “Yeah, I’m definitely thinking about it because I want to show my fans and people that I can sing live and it’s really me. I saw some comments on YouTube saying ‘That’s not her voice’ and ‘She sounds way too old.’ It upset me so I want to show people that it is my voice and it is me.” Not only does she look older than 14 but she also sounds older than 14. Now what tween, which is basically her market audience, would want to listen to her?

Ali Lohan, the younger sister of Lindsay Lohan, has released her first single to People. The 14-year old budding singer’s single is entitled ‘All the Way Around’. When she was asked what her sound is like, Ali first responded to the Miley Cyrus similarities to which she reacted with “She’s really good. But I have different music than her. It’s a different vibe – it’s definitely a different vibe. Mine is more hip-hop. Kind of like Rihanna.” Honey, stick to your own league. Miley Cyrus is much closer to yours. Rihanna is like the freaking edge of the universe for you. But hey, I can’t blame her for having ambitions.