Ashton Kutcher has filmed a spoof advert, mocking his own obsession with Twitter, according to reports.

The ad is for a new social networking service, Tooter, which notifies members every time the actor breaks wind.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, users will also be able to hear and smell Kutcher’s flatulent emissions.

The Valentine’s Day star said: “Over the past year I’ve gained a lot of attention from my involvement with Twitter.

“But recently I started to feel like Twitter wasn’t enough. I wanted to give my followers total access.

“They knew what was coming out of my mind, but not what was coming out of my body and that’s why I developed the first flatulence networking system, Tooter.”

The mock ad was filmed for US entertainment show Saturday Night Live.

Ashton Kutcher is going global. During a visit to Moscow, the celebrity world’s most followed Twitterer has encouraged Russians to share ideas through social media websites.

The star of Valentine’s Day, who is married to Demi Moore, has more than 4.5 million followers on Twitter.

“More importantly than anything I write, it’s really about what you write on your blogs,” Kutcher said.

“That is the power of the social web. You don’t have to be a celebrity or sit on a podium to have a community that you can build, run an idea, a thought, a piece of leadership,” he told the Russians.

He was in Moscow with a US delegation to promote exchange of technology.

Kutcher was true to his word when he recently bounced back from the canning of his show, The Beautiful Life, to launch a web version for YouTube.

Valentine’s Day, a star-studded rom com, hit number one at the box office at the weekend.

Ashton Kutcher likes to surprise his wife when she is least expecting it.

The Valentine’s Day star might miss the big day on February 14 as a result. He said: “I like to try to surprise [Moore] on, like Tuesdays – do something on a day when she doesn’t see it coming. That has a little more impact.”

And Kutcher, 32, likes to keep it simple. “When you can afford to go grandiose, sometimes it’s the little things that mean more. We leave notes all over the place for each other. But sometimes it’s just an email in the middle of the day when they’re not expecting it. Or she loves jelly beans, so I’ll leave some in her purse and she’ll find them. It’s a treat.”

Kutcher in the romantic ensemble comedy is a florist who proposes to a character played by Jessica Alba. Kutcher also offered up his ideas on the success of his marriage in an interview published in The Daily Telegraph.

Jessica Alba was not flattered by reports of a Chinese woman reported to be undergoing nip and tuck to look just like her – and win back a lover.

She said: “I think you should never have to change yourself like that. If somebody loves you, they’ll love you no matter what.”

Alba appears in the romantic ensemble flick Valentine’s Day along with a slew of big-name stars such as Taylor Swift and Ashton Kutcher. She turned up at an Audi party in Miami Beach that was attended by Hilary Swank, Taylor Lautner and Rob Lowe to fete the Super Bowl.

Sport stars Osi Umenyiora of the New York Giants and Tedy Bruschi, formerly a New England Patriot, were also at the do.

Ashton Kutcher has paid tribute to his ex-girlfriend, Brittany Murphy who has died at the age of 32.

The Punk’d star – who began dating Murphy in 2002 after they met on the set of romantic comedy Just Married – took to his Twitter page after hearing the news of her death.

He wrote: “2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine.

“My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon.”

He added three minutes later: “See you on the other side, kid.”

The pair split in April 2003 after seven months together.

The 8 Mile actress is said to have gone into full cardiac arrest and was unable to be revived.

Celebrity news website TMZ.com reports that an emergency 911 call was made at 8am Sunday from a home in Los Angeles, which is listed as belonging to her British-born husband, Simon Monjack.

Murphy was taken to the city’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where she was pronounced dead on arrival, sources said.

Busking violinist Justus Rivera, 13, became an internet sensation after Kutcher saw him playing on the streets in Philadelphia.

The actor was so amazed with the pint-sized musician’s skills, he made a video of his performance and posted it online.

Thanks to his popular Twitter updates, the video soon became an internet hit.

Rivera, who mixes classic songs with the likes of Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal, was invited on the Ellen talk show on US television and told of his chance encounter with Kutcher as he played to a crowd.

“I was doing the best I could and there was a bunch of people around me,” he said. “When the crowd started dying down some tall guy started walking towards me and I thought, ‘Oh man, that’s Ashton Kutcher!’

“He was walking towards me and I was so nervous. He was walking around and I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I think it’s him!’

“He stopped the video recording, I looked at him and he said, ‘Yeah’.”

The actor then gave him $20 before walking away and making him famous.

Kutcher posted a link to his video on his Twitter account, saying: “I came across this young man sawing on a fiddle and playing it hot.”

Rivera told Ellen DeGeneres he had stopped playing the violin after some lessons but then realised he could make money busking so he took it up again.

He now makes $200-$500 a day and is putting most of it towards going to university.

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Ashton Kutcher has been joking about the Kanye West and Taylor Swift MTV VMAs incident by posting a joke on his Twitter page.

Ashton, 31, who is married to actress Demi Moore, uploaded a text he was sent on to the social networking site joking about Kanye’s behaviour.

He wrote on his Twitter page: “BREAKING NEWS… Kanye West just interrupted Patrick Swayzes funeral 2 let every1 know Michael Jacksons death was better <-text I just got.”

Kanye, 32, shocked fans when he stormed the stage at the recent MTV Video Music Awards during Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech for Best Female Video to say Beyonce, another contender for the gong, should have won.

Demi Moore denied she will appear on husband Ashton Kutcher’s series The Beautiful Life.

Moore, 46, was seen helping Kutcher on the New York set of the show which charts the story of a group of aspiring models in the cut-throat fashion capital.

But the actress through her representatives said she is not about to act in the show. Rumours swirled that she was to appear as a former model obsessed with plastic surgery. “[The rumours are] completely false. There are no plans for Demi to make an appearance on The Beautiful Life,” the rep said.

Moore was also caught up denying other rumours that she had had plastic surgery. She said: “It’s completely false – I’ve never had it done. I would never judge those who have – if it’s the best thing for them then I don’t see a problem. But I don’t like the idea of having an operation to hold up the ageing process – it’s a way to combat your neurosis. The scalpel won’t make you happy.”

Mischa Barton and Elle Macpherson are stars on Kutcher’s The Beautiful Life series.

That ’70s Show actress Mila Kunis says she gets into so many accidents that her black-and-blue body is “always bruised up”.

The 26-year-old actress said: “I had a snowboarding accident. I fell off a horse. I’ve had concussion, a fractured rib… I walk into walls. I’m always bruised up.”

In fact, the Ukraine-born actress happily showed off her latest scar that stretches across her throat. She got it while “being stupid” on a jet ski in Hawaii, she says.

Kunis moved from the Soviet Union to Los Angeles with her family when she was seven.

She learned English while watching The Price is Right.

But although one of her first jobs was playing the younger version of supermodel Gia Carangi, in the TV movie starring Angelina Jolie, she says her parents never let her get too big-headed.

“I had a normal upbringing and went to public school,” says Kunis, who admits that co-star Ashton Kutcher helped her with her science homework when they were on That ’70s Show.

“If I ever, even for a second, started getting a big head, I was brought back to reality pretty quickly. I was working full time and still had to fight for a cell phone.

“Then, the car thing came around. Oh, my God. You would have thought I was asking for a private jet! I kicked and screamed and I got my stupid car.”

Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher said he has “no desire” to watch wife Demi Moore making out with guys on-screen.

Kutcher, 31, addressed rumours that he had said he gets jealous at watching his wife’s love scenes in movies.

He said: “I never said that I get jealous. I just don’t like to watch them. I have no desire to see her making out with another dude.”

Kutcher also spoke about what his wife thinks about his on-screen relationships with co-stars such as Cameron Diaz.

He told Britain’s OK! magazine: “She [Demi] is really proud of me. It’s my job – what we do is that we go to work. If you’re in a healthy relationship, your partner roots for you at work to win and do well. Our job is to sell relationships to audiences and make it believable.”